By Adoptee - 22/05/2011 23:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
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amrik 11

if I were you I would thank her for putting me up for adoption

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Laughingstock 2

what's wrong with being american?

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digitalartiface 0

Hey it sucks she wasn't what you were hoping for, but at least you know her. I've known a few adopted kids who would love to know there parents. (and not all Americans are bad :-p, though I do wish I lived in the UK)

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dashe95 3

Maybe OP has adoptive parents that moved to the UK.

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thelonelyboy 0

what a piece of crap. blood isn't always thicker than water OP

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Flutist 3

But American moms are thicker than English moms.

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kei1108 13

Please don't think that's how all Americans are...

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fox333 0

lul shes a nut put her in the crazy home where she belongs FYL

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chanta24 10

you gotta love us americans, am I right?!

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Cerauno 0

I like how you lumped in "American" with the other adjectives describing how horrible she was. But I can sympathize with you there; I would be just MORTIFIED if my biological parent was a lowly Briton!

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Raemay 2

Think yourself lucky you were adopted out!

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