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By marquez_jasmine - 21/07/2012 15:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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Bad women's anatomy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend noticed dark lines that look like scars on my inner thighs. He confronted me about them, thinking I was cutting myself, and now wants me to see a therapist because he thinks I'm suicidal. They're stretch marks. He won't believe me. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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By lovebigmacs - 06/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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You deserved it 19 275

By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By noname - 14/01/2009 06:33 - France

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

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You deserved it 2 716

westcoastkp 13

Saturday 21 July 2012 19:31

I'm not sure why this offends you, tigers are bad ass.

sammygirl517 1

Saturday 21 July 2012 19:32

maybe tigers are his favorite animal..?(:

Comments

Crazberry 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 4:07

I have stretch marks on my hips and my exes both said they look like tiger stripes. I didn't take offense to it lol.

angeluv_2014 22

Sunday 22 July 2012 4:10

So, he's trying make you better. What did you want him to say? That they.didn't exsist? You should've had a little self control in the first place if you new it was gunna bother you so much. Just be grateful he loves you for who you are and stop complaining. Plenty of women would love to have a suppprtive and lovong boyfriend, or one at all for that matter. So, you should really stop complaining before you loose him to someone who might acctually appreciate him.

tinysocks 11

Sunday 22 July 2012 6:19

Self control does not always have a part in stretch marks, if that's what you mean...you can't really help them if yer having a bebe...

KattataFish 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 4:46

Holy shit Facebook wasn't lying.

loverboy666 6

Sunday 22 July 2012 4:48

Tigers are fears animals take it as a good thing

tinysocks 11

Sunday 22 July 2012 6:17

He's just saying that you look grrrrrrrreat! Having had a kid a year ago, stretch marks suck, but are part of life!

Xananthia 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 6:22

He was just trying to make you smile. I'm sure if he loves you, he loves everything about you. There's no need to feel ashamed about stretch marks, I'm sure you're beautiful to him no matter what and that's all that matters.