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By marquez_jasmine - 21/07/2012 15:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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Bad women's anatomy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend noticed dark lines that look like scars on my inner thighs. He confronted me about them, thinking I was cutting myself, and now wants me to see a therapist because he thinks I'm suicidal. They're stretch marks. He won't believe me. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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By lovebigmacs - 06/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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You deserved it 308

By noname - 14/01/2009 06:33 - France

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

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westcoastkp 13

Saturday 21 July 2012 19:31

I'm not sure why this offends you, tigers are bad ass.

sammygirl517 1

Saturday 21 July 2012 19:32

maybe tigers are his favorite animal..?(:

Comments

missyfiona89 28

Saturday 21 July 2012 23:38

Roar!!!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 22 July 2012 0:03

Awww, but he was trying to cheer you up! Tigers are epic, you know! ;)

ravenh1979 13

Sunday 22 July 2012 0:43

Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman. ;)

theantonlolz 11

Sunday 22 July 2012 0:58

From the amount of these kinds of FML's here, there are A LOT of girlfriends with asshole boyfriends.

ravey 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 1:34

Well at least he didn't make a rude comment about them?

Arrawyn 12

Sunday 22 July 2012 1:37

That's comforting. Tier are big cats, and all cats are awesome cats... He's got his eye on a tiger... Feel loved OP

icemand90 17

Sunday 22 July 2012 1:41

tigers are awesome!!

Davick 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 1:49

the only way a guy can comfort a woman is in the bed room or if he's gay. true fact.

silent_bride 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:58

.......what is wrong with you.

L_Lovegood 19

Sunday 22 July 2012 2:59

Rawr, OP ;-) Don't be so sensitive about your strech marks, and laugh a bit about them with your boyfriend. Like 99% of the people who commented on this FML, I really don't think he was trying to insult you.