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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:14

Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.

nhcc03 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:15

YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.

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Sekococo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:05

this reminds me of the futurama movie when that girl had more then one boyfriends.

omgtooweird 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:16

yea u deserve it for being a pushover...i mean come on dude

evilkid42 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:08

haha u got it and ur life suck$

chea_chea 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:50

That sucks, you made quite the doormat out of yourself. If this happens again, you should do one of two things. 1. Find out she has the boyfriend; leave. 2. Find out she has the boyfriend; stay for a while, drink lots of beer and make them uncomfortable, eat a lot of food, and then bail when you're done, leaving them with the check. Justice served.

schmidttob 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:23

YDI! you shouldn't haven't payed for them!

Ifantscoulddance 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:26

so wats it like looking like a man but having a ******?

iamabanana11 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:47

and you stayed because?....

snafu57 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:39

YDI! IT ISN'T RAPE UNLESS YOU SAY NO! IDIOT...

Flutist 3

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:30

It isn't stupid until you share it with someone else. ^^ Stupid troll successfully stupid ^^

natedog193 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 7:11

epic win lol

psyco5000 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:28

I woulda ate then on the way out say ur "friends" over there r paying for u.

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