By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0

Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.

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nhcc03 0

YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.

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Marzydotes 0

with all due respect It sucks that the bitch didnt have the ordacity to inform you that about that little tidbit, but why the hell did you pay for it? It doesnt matter what their issue was if that shit went down with me it would be a big f-off and I would have been out of there leave them to fend for themselves.

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morella_xx 29

How is it that everyone here commenting agrees this guy is an idiot for not leaving as soon as the boyfriend showed up, and yet "FYL" has 3000 more votes? Although, yeah, if you continue to be such a doormat, your life is pretty f'ed.

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catscratch_fml 1

I'll hazard a guess that the ~2700 extra FYL votes come from people who either a) sympathize or b) are exactly that wussy themselves. And I don't really see much chance of either of those types commenting as much on it.

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Mooshki 0

Your last sentence is why I FML-ed it. His life is ****** because he's a sap.

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Chopperman_fml 0

First of all, who the hell calls someone their boyfriend on the first date? Second, if your balls didn't abandon your Failboat self by the end of that "date," do your potential children a favor and remove them now. YDI because you suck, and FYL because you have to live with yourself.

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dmm24 0

grow sum balls dumbass.

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hedgehogs 0

The time to get over being a doormat is right now, today. You can't be letting other people treat you like this. Just quit it, okay?

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DJ_Chutfield 4

I was gonna say FYL until I got the part where you paid for everyone?? Grow a pair, ******! YDI

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stormin972 0

What you should've done is order two plates of lobster, eat one and get the other to go. Then excuse yourself to use the restroom and leave. Now who's stuck with the bill? Next time you see that girl, tell her how much fun dinner was and that you'd like to do it again sometime. lol

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