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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:14

Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.

nhcc03 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:15

YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.

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911lovesme 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:22

That's messed up

Dethlord101 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:22

man that must of sucked

christen09 8

Friday 29 January 2010 21:22

YOUR NOTHING BUT A PUSHOVER YDI FOR BEING SO DUMB

shephewc86 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:33

You really deserved this bru... What was it like having your balls removed?

giantrobott 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:35

Hopefully you learned the lesson early. She got off on rubbing your nose in your own feableness. If you aren't repulsed by her at this point, you are still a victim waiting to be used by the next one. Act like you can care less about them and they will swarm you.

apfunction 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:36

YDI for being a damn pussy. grow some balls. also, you obviously misinterpreted what this so called "date" was.

swagga0n1oo 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:50

YDI for being a bitch about it. Why in God's name would you pay for a bitch and her date? Clearly you have a pussy, and that's why she doesn't wanna date you, cuz she's straight. Jackass.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 29 January 2010 21:56

Maybe she was totally using you, but perhaps she thought you were cute but maybe a sissy and so she set up a test to see if you knew how to be a man. You failed. And besides how is he the boyfriend even before their first date?

robster87 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:01

why in the hell would you pay for their first date? that is the most pussiest thing I have ever heard in my life.

viper63 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:04

pathetic

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Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

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Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

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Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

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Today, I once again had to apologise to a date for cumming too fast as they stormed out the door angry at me. I don’t get it, I’m in shape, I don’t watch porn, and I’ve even had therapy, so why can’t I last longer than 15 seconds before busting my load like an inexperienced teen? FML

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

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Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

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Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

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