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By housedoctor - 22/02/2014 11:01 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML

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By Rachael - 01/07/2011 03:08 - United States

Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

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By boringhusband - 08/05/2016 14:29 - United States - Salisbury

Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML

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By RyanTheMan15 - 31/10/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 30 868

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Childish but effective

By unhappy wifey - 28/09/2012 06:09 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

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You deserved it 4 021

Drill sergeant

By Anonymous - 10/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML

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You deserved it 164

By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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You deserved it 3 016

Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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You deserved it 2 307

By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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You deserved it 17 790

Go on, why?

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 04:00

Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML

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You deserved it 433

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:02

Maybe he just looked at you like that because he couldn't grasp the concept of what you were saying. Like he was confused and what you said made no sense.

titandesu 14

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:00

smooth

Comments

Lomus 24

Saturday 22 February 2014 22:09

To be fair OP, perhaps he was just looking at you like you were an idiot. A careless look, or suspension of disbelief.

Flashman9000 9

Saturday 22 February 2014 22:11

Well clearly you're ugly and useless.

dcam13 19

Saturday 22 February 2014 22:51

Maybe he was worried you thought he had overstayed his welcome;)

mercrover 10

Saturday 22 February 2014 22:59

Girls like you only look good with balls in your face and not saying anything

StephWALKER 17

Saturday 22 February 2014 23:25

I saw this FML in moderation and the ending was different. The husband said 'well up the road with you then.'

JustClaire95 13

Saturday 22 February 2014 23:28

that's awkward

HJKM_fml 19

Sunday 23 February 2014 0:17

At least he didn't say anything, like ask when you were leaving.

zombiekitten87 12

Sunday 23 February 2014 2:02

Maybe he meant you have a lot of random, useless/ugly crap in your home?

MrsLazy 8

Sunday 23 February 2014 2:27

I would have reacted the same way as your husband. It's not because I think you're ugly or useless but because this "golden rule" is simply stupid. Who would buy something that was either useless or ugly?