By Anonymous - 25/12/2012 07:12 - United States

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Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML
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funnyguy2697 6

why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator?? Isn't that what you're there for?

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KingCeltic77 18

I would give the girlfriend the vibrator when my mom is NOT around. Just saying.

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iShanny 13

I thought the same, then realized the FML doesn't actually say that mom and girlfriend opened their gifts in each other's presence. OP could have given them the gifts in advance and just watched his mom open hers. Meanwhile, somewhere else, the girlfriend is wondering why her boyfriend gave her old lady slacks...

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Enslaved 36

The gift of ******? Mom will love it! Btw if that's what you bought your girlfriend, you probably should have given it to her last night in private and started off Christmas early!

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nycwrestler 17

Or just give her am ****** without one... If you're capable.

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perdix 29

Unless you can shake your penis awfully fast, she's going to become more and more disappointed with you. Maybe you'll get invited to the wedding when she marries Steely Dan.

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nycwrestler 17

She'll be gasping harder when she uses the gift.

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Enslaved 36

Poor girlfriend. That must mean she got the handheld blender instead.

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nycwrestler 17

Hopefully the girlfriend won't try to use that as a vibrator...

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Enslaved 36

Ugh! My mind wasn't going there-- until you planted that image. :P Smoothie anyone?

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

I'm wondering why you would've gave your girlfriend the vibrator in front of your mum anyways..

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

24- Didn't realize a few people already commented this.-. Also, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but is it "would've gave" or "would've given" ? 0.o

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senor_awesome 14

I believe it's "would've given".

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

40- Thank you!:3 Lol it's been bugging me

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senor_awesome 14

43- You're welcome. Always happy to help.

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1dvs_bstd 41

The ol' switch-a-roo works everytime.

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tintaroja 14

If I were your mother, I would say: How did you know I wanted one?

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zombiekitten87 12

It's kind of sick you'd give your girlfriend a vibrator to be unwrapped in front of your mom

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ksuth 25

OP didn't say they were going to be opening their gifts together.

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