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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 05:00

Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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laffalot53 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:29

at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:08

eww, TRIM! that's disgusting

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laffalot53 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:31

at least he didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

Niko_Peiko_Boo 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:35

Geez, awkward much? XD

prettykitty123 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:38

Ewwww aint no one gonna come over to your house if they can't find it!

LeashYouUp 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:43

FIRSTTTTTTTTTTT

mikentrigger 4

Monday 10 August 2009 0:48

OMG FAIL!

CherryBombb 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:10

.. Are you retarded .. ?

DoctorKyda 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 7:10

17th, actually. Just thought I'd point out the obvious when 16 previous comments isn't obvious enough.

blechblech 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:48

#17 is a failure to life.

fw1774 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 5:50

I second that.

LyddyKitty 0

Monday 25 July 2011 11:22

Haaaaaahaha

drpepperdrinker 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:54

put that through a chop shop

tifney737 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:59

I love it!! shave much?

Copilot 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:57

You thought having jungle ass hair would look good in a bikini? You know they call it a bikini wax for a reason.

jubee 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:03

AT LEAST he's honest.

sikanderimran 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:12

ewwwww go jump in a pool filled with hair fetish people so that they consume you.

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