By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 965
You deserved it 45 967

Same thing different taste

Top comments

at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

Comments

YDI I hate how people are like, he told me I was fat, or I was ugly, or I needed a bikini wax... HOW could you not have noticed these things on your own?! Seriously, you need to assume that he is going to be turned off if you are anything but neat down there. You had to have known that you weren't cleanly shaved, and for you to post an FML about something that is entirely your fault is pathetic. The fact that you knew you were going to be wearing a bikini around him and you didn't even groom yourself is entirely your fault. YDI.YDI.YDI.

aaaaa12345_fml 0
HumansSuck 0

Wtf if up with people thinking seeing other people's hair is so effing gross? IT'S JUST HAIR. It's not "disgusting". Of course you should shave or wax it because it looks better and you'll probably feel less embarrassed, but it's not the end of the world if you see someones hair. It's just hair. Goddamn.

triplethreat13 0

you're lucky, at least he's honest! my guy friends don't even tell me when my shirt's inside out when we go to the movies!! hahaha bad experience. OP: don't take it to heart. throw on a cover-up and take care of the hair later.

This is more YDI than FYL. You knew what you were going to wear, and we assume you tried it on before. All you need is a trim, which is not that hard. I assume you shave your legs, you just have to get the razor up there a tad more to keep things neat. Looking at the female anatomy I don't see how it would be that hard to shave everything down there. I am a guy and I keep it shaved, and it takes me about 90 seconds in the shower every day.

Sometimes the hair extends beyond the pubic area. Still, YDI for not mowing the grass before going out in a bikini. If your "guyfriend" could see that, you might need a weekwacker.

theoldGP 0

ew that is so gross. shave or wax.

Sugar_lipsXo 0

FYL that sucks im sorry you had to go through that. and shaving that area began with GAY ****. gross. trim it, yea, but who wants to look like they havent hit puberty or just got done making out with a lesbian?

its kinda nasty,but not a big ******* deal, i mean when your getting ready to go out some where you dont think "oh hey i need to shave my ass!" god people grow up,its not a huge deal.