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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 05:00

Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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laffalot53 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:29

at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:08

eww, TRIM! that's disgusting

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rotisseriechick 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:27

FYL because it's embarrassing, yet YDI for not shaving.

CL41RE 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:56

lol what

justjayit 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:56

In that case, I guess no woman should shave their under-arm hair, upper lip, or legs because we don't want to look like we haven't hit puberty, do we? It's a preference. To a lot of people, body hair is disgusting in certain regions, simple as that. It just looks better, and only a ridiculously close-minded person would associate shaving with gay ****. Just... wow.

klutzywriter 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:34

rofl. what the heck?

cherlana32 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:28

Ew! How could you not notice that? Out of courtesy to everyone who has to see you, you should really take care of it.

scarletpenguin 16

Monday 10 August 2009 0:35

That's pretty disgusting....you should have really taken care of grooming yourself before putting on the bikini...

why888 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:46

This is why my Christmas gift to myself this year is going to be permanent hair removal. If she's in a bikini, I'm willing to bet she did shave/trim SOME. I doubt she went out in a bikini with a full bush since she even stated "she thought she looked pretty good". She most likely just missed a spot. FYI for being humiliated.

deaditegirl 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:53

YDI for not looking in the mirror enough to notice that.

JournalKeeper 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:12

ha that's funny. almost happened to me but you should keep an emergency shaver with you at all times if it's that bushy

kellster 2

Monday 10 August 2009 1:16

At least he was nice about it. YDI for not taking the proper steps for exposing that much of your skin. If you're going to show it, make sure it's worth seeing! If you want to keep your body hair, fine, but don't show it to the world. If you're going to wear a bikini, then the hair that isn't kept inside it has to go. Otherwise, buy yourself a boy-short bottom and call it good. But even then, at least trim the hedges! Unkempt body hair is gross on men OR women!

Eelusive 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:29

Laser that thing for gawd sake. YDI

CynicComedian 2

Monday 10 August 2009 1:35

Shave the beaver, baby! He doesn't want to go down on you AND floss at the same time.

genius_man16 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:45

I just hope you don't expect your guy to shave, cuz goddamn. I respect people's choices if they don't want to shave, but that's just disgusting if it's popping out from under your swimsuit.