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By whooops - 15/08/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to the valet to get my car. I tipped the man $2 and he gave me a huge smile and thanked me a lot as I left. I thought the guy was just really appreciative for those $2 until I got home and saw one of the $100 bills in my wallet was gone. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By lolowills - 14/11/2016 03:20

Today, I was complimented by my guests about the great of service I was giving them. They then left me a $2 tip on a $50 tab. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML

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By Tipless - 07/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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freernnur5 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:06

YDI for trying to drink and drive

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Saturday 15 August 2009 19:53

You sure made his day!

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TBelle4Ever 15

Wednesday 25 July 2012 6:23

Don't look at this as a FML. Look at it as if you just helped some. That really needed money.

dianajello 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:59

That happened to my friend with the pizza delivery guy!!

cwl727 32

Thursday 27 March 2014 19:06

I hope you weren't driving drunk.

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 29 March 2014 16:55

you were probably drunk, and therefore an asshole for getting behind the wheel after you have been drinking. YDI.

XxRandomMonkeyxX 6

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:20

How do you mistake a 100 dollar bill for two 1 dollar billS

Carlolimus 10

Friday 13 June 2014 3:42

YDI, Next time dont drink and drive, you wont need a car with you then

CrazyLaughs4Me 17

Wednesday 18 June 2014 5:17

YDI for being a cheapo. Learned the lessons the hard way.

ToxicMoo33 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:00

Don't carry around large amounts of money when you're going out to drink. Don't drink and drive. Check before you hand over cash. YDI

TodayIsNotTheDay 4

Friday 22 April 2016 0:23

Now he probably thinks you're filthy rich and just got it like that.

vaderfc 19

Tuesday 18 October 2016 18:49

teach you not to be so cheap

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