Money: Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to...

By whooops - 15/08/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to the valet to get my car. I tipped the man $2 and he gave me a huge smile and thanked me a lot as I left. I thought the guy was just really appreciative for those $2 until I got home and saw one of the $100 bills in my wallet was gone. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By lolowills - 14/11/2016 03:20

Today, I was complimented by my guests about the great of service I was giving them. They then left me a $2 tip on a $50 tab. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML

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Protip

By Tipless - 07/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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Drunken antics

By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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Saturday 15 August 2009 20:06

YDI for trying to drink and drive

lifeislife_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 19:53

You sure made his day!

Comments

thedragonreign 0

Friday 28 August 2009 11:33

I hope you crashed in a ditch you little drunker

Riot_Gurl 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:55

Great, you were drunk enough to confuse a Benjamin with a buck and then you got behind the wheel - awesome! Hope you don't live near me...

teada 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 8:14

HA! And now you know why Canadians have dollar coins. (We think ahead) Though i have to admit, I'd have probably given him more than that. Two dollars? Seriously?

pentameter 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 13:21

#131, when you're trying to write an insulting comment, check your grammar. You're =/= your, for future reference, douche.

OP_here 0

Monday 7 September 2009 11:48

lol, American money

OP_here 0

Monday 7 September 2009 11:53

lol, American money

JarretB18 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:59

thats why in canada we have coloured money and we spell coloured with a u so suck it!

Biohazard808 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:01

YDI for drinking and driving. and to you Canadians, F U coz you guys don't tip at all anyways!

nm22395 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:08

"Today I was working as a valet. Some guy gave me a 100$ tip for parking his car. I feel guilty for letting him drive if he was hammered enough to give me a 100 bucks. FML"