Intimacy: Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first...

By Mini-wanker - 18/10/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:09

y u no big enough

Nosrebor 8

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:09

Oh wow... Time to try again ;)

Comments

Notime4bull 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 13:42

Dude... That sucks... Well, if you can't get penetration deep enough to bust the hymen... Try foreplay and toys I guess? At least get her rocks off for getting yours off.

Notime4bull 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 13:47

Then again, as many have stated above, she might have a rubber band for a hymen.... Who knows?

demonsla 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 13:59

how small of a Dick do u have to have for a girl to still be a virgin just cut it off if its that usliss

evebright 5

Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:37

Cuz OP is 12. They start having sex younger and young. WAKE UP AMERICA!

jade99_fml 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:47

I true FML. Poor guy

Gagaklein 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:48

well, all girls look physically still look like virgins after sex so.... yeah

Gagaklein 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:52

un-educated idiots. the reason why the hymen didn't burst is because of the fact that there IS NO hymen... it has been proven that some girls bleed due to simply having a tight entrance.. seriously, don't say shit about shit you don't know shit about...