Love: Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I...

By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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It's business time

By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By 123alleyesonme - 02/11/2012 04:17 - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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Bingo wings

By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 06:00

Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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That slaps!

By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML

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patacus 14

Tuesday 18 September 2012 22:21

maybe he just has a headache

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 18 September 2012 22:33

No, it's called surprise intercourse. Rape is what today's music does to my ears.

Comments

laurapiggy 3

Tuesday 18 September 2012 23:51

Your husband sucks.

Brattyninja 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:12

Really? I didn't know that! And I don't think she did either. She just posted on here because she thinks he's ******* awesome. -_-

downtime 12

Wednesday 19 September 2012 13:11

55, Anyone can suck, but is he any good? Does he really take it all in or is he half assed and just goes through the motions? If it's the latter I can understand why you despise him so. I too feel your pain. If you're not going to commit just keep your mouth closed!

Inciter 33

Tuesday 18 September 2012 23:58

That really sucks. I just had a baby two months ago, so I know how good it feels once you've lost a lot of the baby weight. Maybe your husband was just tired and next time he'll be excited to see you dressed up.

zombiekitten87 12

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:01

Unlike the stereotype suggests, not all men are obsessed with sex an want it all the time. Granted, he could have at least noticed, but I wouldn't say your life is ******. Talk to him.

happylawyer 16

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:53

Why are women still expecting so much from men? No, most of them do not get hints. They need it to be loud and clear. Girls, don't get frustrated, they are just like that. Love them and enjoy them.