Intimacy: Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and...

By Maxie-Nathanial - 23/05/2010 09:10 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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TheUglyBassist 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:03

and how exactly was he killed?

tashbash 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:59

haha that actually sounds really cute

Comments

hiphopapotamuz 0

Friday 10 December 2010 13:28

so how is that abnormal?

laurenarnold 6

Friday 15 July 2011 7:15

which one is which?

jose18 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 8:58

Why the hell would he name one of your boobs Nathaniel

22cute 17

Friday 7 October 2011 3:01

There should be a tab "your boyfriend sucks"

Ash24 6

Friday 14 October 2011 2:28

That's hilariously adorable :) at least it wasn't a porno skit!

luccmon 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:49

Bustin a nut will do that sometimes.

fupchick23 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 19:03

Hahah thts interesting

Twigz 4

Wednesday 5 June 2013 17:42

I see you go for the creative types!

WickedFan 12

Sunday 29 September 2013 9:47

Well, Did he get away with it?

franklydizzy 5

Wednesday 23 October 2013 18:13

its sweet. kind of silly but sweet. be happy he's not jumping on his phone or leaving right after.

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