By Maxie-Nathanial - 23/05/2010 09:10 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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tashbash 0

haha that actually sounds really cute

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Dagnabbit 0

You don't think this is hilarious?

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mikeylikesit 0

This sounded fine until it turned into a biblical tragedy

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lovethatpanda 0

My ex named his penis Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.... creativity points, maybe?

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TehLolcat 0

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, not creative. Your ex took that from the show "How I Met Your Mother".

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BadLuckTuck 0

My friend named mine Zach and Cody. At least yours have better names.

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JoeDaddy92 0

nerd time. sounds like 2 characters from castlevania : circle of the moon. Nathan and Maxim. just changed around a bit. wow i sound like a nerd.

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Alice_laughed 13

That just sounds funny to me.

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arcobaleno720 0

My boyfriend pretends my boobs are a couple of stuck-up racist white chicks, and my ****** is a really ghetto black girl. You can just imagine how that goes down...

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