By Maxie-Nathanial - 23/05/2010 09:10 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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tashbash 0

haha that actually sounds really cute

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Bruce222 0

Lol YDI for no sense of humor XD this is funny as hell not bitchable

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Shafena 8

until now I still don't know what's OP! hahaha. your boyfriend's funny lol

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metalmaiden 0

Get a sense of humor! That's cutee. My bf does that with my boobs all the time, pretending to set off atomic bombs or climbing up mountains or jumping on trampolines ahaha~

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olgizzy 0

Hi, I'm olgizzy. I'm looking for a female actor with two boobs or more for my latest action flick "Guns, Lazers, And Moterboats". All applicant must submit a resume! Your boobs MUST have names! For more info please visit the heavenly valley :)

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covanent2k 0

hahahahah that lucky basterd. ahahaha that's some funny shit!

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LadyAshley 0

OP you need to stop being a humorless bitch. Your boyfriend is being playful with you. Stop being a heartless **** and laugh when he does that. Dumb bitch

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Heidikins018 0

Heartless? Did you really just type this comment and call HER a heartless ****!? lol You say to laugh about it... but you make it sound as if you have no sense of humor at all, yourself. So.. excuse me pot, you're black. lol

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xXLenaXx 0

amen to that! i'm honestly embarrassed for my gender sometimes when people like OP insist on denouncing humour and creativity, and true love that the boyfriend is OBVIOUSLY showing by being cute and playful... and giving females a bad reputation for being whingy and demanding. **** you, OP.

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GazeboFoppery 0

There's nothing wrong with having fun like that. Mine are Optimus Prime and Rrrrrrrrr. Your boyfriend sounds like a funny, creative guy. Cherish that.

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