By Maxie-Nathanial - 23/05/2010 09:10 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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tashbash 0

haha that actually sounds really cute

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TonHyukOTP 0

Haha, I love when my husband does silly, strange stuff like this... Guys will be guys, at least he's appreciating your bosom instead of someone else's.

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Zaben 0

i did that with my girlfriend, used cartoon characters, to use as code. got confusing after a while. i'm 26 btw & love cartoons :D

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Heidikins018 0

Ok... I guess it's not completely abnormal to name his girlfriend's boobs... but to give them both men's names!?!? It has to make you rethink your relationship. lol

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xXLenaXx 0

wow, i'm .... speechless. you base the failure of your relationship on the fact that your boyfriend is cute and has a personality..? OP, do him a MASSIVE favour and break up with him, so he can find a woman who isn't a bitch and who he can have lots of fun with. :) you must be such a bore.

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kally2010 0

lmao! I luv how he uses a biblical name wen in the eyes of god u were sinning! :L

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aa_she_babe 0

hahahahahahaha that just made my day!!

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Jay_JWLH 0

If I were in that situation, I would be so glad to do that and make you giggle.

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