Intimacy: Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should...

By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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A real ******

By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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Taste test

By Anonymous - 08/06/2020 23:04

Today, I went to give my boyfriend head, and his dick tasted like condoms. I'm 5 months pregnant, we obviously don't use condoms. He got scared when I stopped and told him, then he got mad at me. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Monday 8 October 2012 18:52

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

Moep20 24

Monday 8 October 2012 18:52

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:15

Hey you're the one still dating him.

AFEmoWifey 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:26

I know I run to the bathroom after sex. After a period of time with someone bouncing on that area of your anatomy, you kinda have to pee anyways.

journeytotheend 16

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:33

That's why you put the girl on top. They can get pregnant that way... Gravity, everyone knows that!!! haha

greenwich1945 13

Tuesday 9 October 2012 11:42

Your comment makes no sense. But I'm assuming you meant 'can't', not 'can'. Because girls most certainly can get pregnant while on top.

pabst4america 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:58

Yet another female who has picked another winner as a boyfriend

CombatMayhem 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 7:10

Why are you sleeping with him if he doesn't even get the basics of how it works... Sounds like he needs to go back to 5th grade health class. Wait... Has he made it to 5th grade yet?

183933 6

Tuesday 9 October 2012 7:31

Someone fell asleep in class!!!

TweetAnne 13

Tuesday 9 October 2012 7:56

Wow! He needs to make up the health classes he missed. Even though we don't pee from our vaginas, its healthy to pee after sex. Most doctors/gynecologists would recommend it. It gets rid of the bacteria you got from intercourse and helps prevent infections and other problems.

j0elle 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 8:57

Shouldn't be having sex if he doesn't understand the woman's anatomy. I don't understand, we have access to the computer and google, all the answers are at the tip of our finger one click away from ignorance.