Intimacy: Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with...

By sister sister - 25/11/2013 17:38 - United States - Rhinebeck

Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML

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By geniusdrunk - 09/08/2019 02:00

Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Oliver - 08/03/2022 12:00

Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Freechbear - 17/09/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Moose Factory

Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

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hawtrox22 13

Monday 25 November 2013 22:33

keeping it in the family? lol you must know exactly what you like in a woman if 2 of them are so alike they're sisters...

TheNewMirage 10

Monday 25 November 2013 22:33

I wish you very good luck at breakfast.. especially when the family is all together

Comments

petro5 6

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:26

I don't see the problem. Congrats you banged her sister. If she ever pissed you off then I believe you have your revenge

mythicaltimes 15

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:31

Were you stalked?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:35

"Two for two!"-Friends

Zimmington 21

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:52

Both

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:55

... And the award for The Most Ironic Maid of Honor goes to ...

sbuymov 3

Tuesday 26 November 2013 1:10

Awesome, way to pay it back!!!

fatlemonjefferso 8

Tuesday 26 November 2013 1:38

The only way this is an FML is if your ex is psychopathic murderer. Otherwise, you will now have two women fighting over you. Even if your ex had no interest before, now that her sister slept with you, you're suddenly very attractive.