By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Spicy
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
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deathwishkid 0

"3 long months"? god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?

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Candisalis 0

What the heck?! How is that sweet? Three months is extremely quick for anything like that. Apparently, you're a ho.

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ericck 0

if it's true it's true, speak the truth

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frosting1012 0

I just love how you spell practicing wrong… retard

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mad2physicist 0

I just love how 'practising' is the correct ENGLISH way to spell it (as in 'in England) and wanker Americans think their f-ed up method is the only one. I don't see why this is offensive to her. It means she has natural talent.

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22cute 17

38- uh..it would probably mean that if Op SAID that! Why not learn to communicate properly? Or you can just go on blaming others for failing to read your thoughts.

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vballerlover07 0

Wtf? My boyfriend said that to me and he was my first *******. I took what he said as a compliment.

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unluckyduckyz 0

I've been dating for 9 months and no blow jobs here

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xcl0wdx 0

u should have slapped her when u said it.

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nannu_nannu 1

Where's the fml? Sounds like a compliment to me

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YacL 15

There are other ways of spelling it you know. Like center and centre.

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devinewind 4

Should have given her the angry dragon instead

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amburger7345 3

oh boy 3 whole months.... stupid guys

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