By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Spicy
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
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deathwishkid 0

"3 long months"? god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?

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Candisalis 0

What the heck?! How is that sweet? Three months is extremely quick for anything like that. Apparently, you're a ho.

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yummcookie 0

bitch can't take a compliment! okay sure it wasn't the best worded but it had good intentions!

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thatonetribute 31

Why are boys so blind? He called her a ****!

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lauraaaaaa_fml 7

No, it's practising! Practise is the verb, practice is the noun.

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lauraaaaaa_fml 7

No, it's practising! Practise is the verb, practice is the noun.

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Dax_3 2

Shoulda said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone ELSE would MIGHT you've been practicing your whole life."

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Dax_3 2

That should've said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone ELSE would MIGHT think you've been practicing your whole life."

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marin3_princess 3

every guy ive given head 2 says that...ive given blow jobs 2 2 different guys in my life so she could just be a natural :)

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MissStudent33 0

Everyone Isn't smart. People all spell different.

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chubby_choco 17

...right sentiment, wrong words.

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SaintComet 3

******** are degrading... If a girl admits to wanting to give a *******, you can call her a bitch and treat her like shit and love someone better. Since she's not worth anything.

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