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By marie519 - 09/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Monday 9 January 2012 3:40

Clone yourself.

evilplatypus 38

Monday 9 January 2012 3:42

And? What's the problem with being grounded if you don't have any time for anything but school, homework and your job? It sounds like if you're grounded things will be just as you need them.

Comments

cajekraze 7

Monday 9 January 2012 20:36

If you barely have time for homework, getting grounded won't matter. So skip it, its not like you're really losing anything at all

cyanidesandwich 21

Monday 9 January 2012 23:07

OP i don't wanna screw you even more, but i would recommend that you watch the movie Forks over Knives. it is shocking how true it is

tragicnightmare 15

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:00

I know how you feel!

tragicnightmare 15

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:00

I know how you feel!

blair_x 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:23

Don't worry, yoga gets you flexible. And flexibility (especially between the sheets, if you know what I mean) is always a good thing.

clutz123 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:46

maybe it'll help you focus.

subwoofa 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:03

Then why you watching tv??

canadianninja 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:56

I have a job, child and am going to school. I have no problem going to the gym for 2 hours. i still have hours of free time...

Meesersuperman1 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 6:17

Well it doesn't really matter if your whole day is school, work, and then homework because she's not gonna not let you go to work or do your homework. The only problem would be if you wanted to hang out with friends when you don't have work.