By marie519 - 09/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML
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evilplatypus 38

And? What's the problem with being grounded if you don't have any time for anything but school, homework and your job? It sounds like if you're grounded things will be just as you need them.

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Country29 16

Well the fact tht you'll be stressed will defeat the purpose

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Aseugremis 4

So get grounded. It's not like you have much of a life anyway.

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Shadow_Blues 10

Even if she cares about your well being, I'd assume school should come first. Doesn't matter if you get grounded (unless, of course, you work on your computer), just explain to her that you have work to do, and that if you finish early, you'll join them in their workout or w/e. Hopefully, that should at least make the issue known to her.

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Angelrae 5

You could always tell her that you are going to start eating heart healthy foods instead of doing yoga with her, that might make up for it :)

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Dracoboxer357 35

Wow, I'm gonna be unsupportive for once....here goes... Cherish the family time, personally I wish I had an extra hour a day for yoga alone. (yes I got the part about barely having enough time as it is.) Of all the stupid shit people bitch and moan about on his site, this isn't all that bad. No, it's not a ydi, but fyl? Not by a mile, sorry.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Second thought: if you agree to do the yoga willingly, you may have room to wiggle for how long. Like half an hour today, etc. I know you're busy but try to keep an open mind. You might be grateful for it in the end. :)

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kaykay20 0

Keeping in shape is healthy for you so best to make to to be active during the day. Even a half an hour of exercise could help keep you healthy.

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kickassnumerouno 0

Paint a dick purple.

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crabbyabbie 0

being grounded is better than doing yoga so **** it

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lynnlove5 0

Dude I'm sorry I know how that is my mon tries to do that shit all the time! I just talk her out of it because like you, I'm piled down by homework!:(

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