Miscellaneous: Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that...

By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale

Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML

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By layout - 05/06/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Bad boy!

By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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Nuts

By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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Caught short

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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Saturday 29 October 2016 3:15

Report them immediately. That's not ok, and you worked hard on your garden.

Justkidding100 41

Saturday 29 October 2016 3:03

serve them a special salad as a thank you.

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 29 October 2016 4:18

They would so be fired if it was me. I would make sure they never got recommended again!

thunderniron 22

Saturday 29 October 2016 4:43

That's fire their ass time.

wow2mylife 25

Saturday 29 October 2016 4:52

if it a company report them if not fire them

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 29 October 2016 4:52

I'd be so pissed off!

yerawizardlizzy 27

Saturday 29 October 2016 19:54

One comment is enough.

zeeba_neighba 10

Saturday 29 October 2016 5:08

This is why we wash our vegetables!

vandj8 9

Saturday 29 October 2016 5:36

Blissment 12

Saturday 29 October 2016 5:45

biohazard, sue.

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 29 October 2016 8:06

Ewww! Take those tomatoes and throw them at those morons!!

914smv 18

Saturday 29 October 2016 8:09

I would not eat those tomatoes!!

killer_koopa 3

Saturday 29 October 2016 9:08

At least they're keeping the bunnies out

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