Miscellaneous: Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that...

By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale

Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By layout - 05/06/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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Bad boy!

By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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Nuts

By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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Caught short

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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TheGamingGamer 28

Saturday 29 October 2016 3:15

Report them immediately. That's not ok, and you worked hard on your garden.

Justkidding100 41

Saturday 29 October 2016 3:03

serve them a special salad as a thank you.

Comments

ohsnapword 21

Saturday 29 October 2016 14:30

After catching them, they wouldn't be painting my house anymore.

swag_bear 18

Saturday 29 October 2016 21:23

I would have picked them, brought them inside and made a meal with them, then offer them the food. Like "here's your meal for working so hard!". Secret revenge...

blackrose1996 11

Saturday 29 October 2016 23:38

Some one isn't getting paid and if you have paid then time for court to get your money back and if that happens it could go as attempted murder since you don't know if they don't have anything

MamaChey 24

Sunday 30 October 2016 0:08

#32 - Attempted murder? Seriously? Bless your little heart...

Rangeralex92 9

Sunday 30 October 2016 15:56

Best FML I've read in a long time

dragoongirl90 34

Wednesday 2 November 2016 21:35

They would be fired and sued and have the cops called. ******* disgusting.

svecco 4

Wednesday 2 November 2016 22:39

Boo freaking hoo. I'm baffled by all the responses; sue them, fire them, report them, one even had the audacity to call it attempted murder. All that because they peed on the vegetables, as in peeing in nature? First of all, you're supposed to wash before eating it; secondly, take a wild guess what natural fertilizer is... Bunch of hypocrites.

ickyjuice 8

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:40

Urine is not natural fertilizer... at all. I could give a S#it less about her tomatoes, but the PH of their piss throws off the soil (Along with Nitrate/Nitrite levels and other such bio hooplah) and will kill the plants. FYI.