Miscellaneous: Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father,...

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML

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By Dr Pepper - 22/05/2019 18:05

Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:14 - United States - Clarksburg

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 18:45 - United States

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By IndianAngel96 - 29/10/2012 22:39 - United States - Houston

Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By Username - 09/02/2011 03:27

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML

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Blinded

By alycion - 04/05/2019 12:00

Today, I took my father to a hockey game. He always has to get pictures with the girls, so while in bag check, he used his breath spray. He got me in the eye, and I was temporarily blinded through most of the first period. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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cmc9540 4

Sunday 19 September 2010 10:05

what do you mean you didn't recognize it. it was in YOUR purse which would mean YOU put it in there which means YOU should know what it is. I don't understand how you didn't recognize it.

lionandthelamb61 9

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:07

idiot. how would you no know that wa in there?

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kaellie 0

Monday 20 September 2010 12:59

I feel sorry for your dad.

LilaBear 1

Monday 20 September 2010 13:15

Wait... YOU had pepper spray in YOUR handbag, yet you didn't recognise it? How would you think it's a torch? I've never seen a pepper spraycan, but I imagine it doesn't have a lightbulb or LEDs in it which a torch does.

jonnyplayzaguita 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:04

you must be realllyyy stupid

seximexi911 10

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:49

omg poor old man!!!

wtfcammelcheese 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 19:07

that sucks btw it's good u got sprayed now u won't use it without restraint ( if evr needed) XD

thekooliest 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:35

1)Why the hell do girls keep retarded shit in their purses: pepper spray..a little over protective and a thinking you'd have a flashlight in there..wtf?! 2)Why, when wanting to put on lipstick would you get distracted and decided to shine a flashlight into your 87yr old frail, disabled father??

Riemurasia 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:01

You are an hysteric idiot! Hysteric for carrying that around, seriously, WTH girl?! And I think the moronpart speaks for itself...

lickerassholes 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:30

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kgbjay 1

Monday 17 October 2011 11:03

How do you not know what a flash light looks like? Why did you try to turn said "flash light" in yours face? Why did you grab a "flash light" looking for lipstick?