By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML
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cmc9540 4

what do you mean you didn't recognize it. it was in YOUR purse which would mean YOU put it in there which means YOU should know what it is. I don't understand how you didn't recognize it.

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lionandthelamb61 9

idiot. how would you no know that wa in there?

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blahzz 4

Poor old disabled 87 year old man.

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Kanvis78 0

Purse; check flashlight; check *****; check pepper spray; check Moron; check

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Jamesssy 0

Does this mean that if you get raped, you're going to pull out a flashlight?

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Johnnieeeeee 0

87? which makes you anywhere from being in your 30's to 60's... YDI for being an airhead.

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Elenachka 0

not necessarily...my father would be nearing his 80s and I'm 24. I'll give you the airhead thing, though

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TheNewGuy03 28

op used pain split! the battlers shared the pain! (sorry, i'm a nerd.) anyway, there's an easy alternative to this. assuming you had lipstick, a flashlight, AND a canister of pepper spray in your purse all at the same time, the prospect of pulling out each to verify their identities seems like a very viable option. the funny thing is that instead of being blinded by a flashlight, you were blinded by pepper spray. totally your fault! |the kid|

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SuperNinjaa 0

don't pepper sprays have those spray things you push down on the top and flashlights have a button on the side ydi for not thinking

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