Think positive. Maybe he's too embarassed and shy because he thinks you're out of his league. :) Or maybe it was genuine, like his dad choking on a pretzel. :D In the latter case perhaps he's overseas taking his dad to a pretzel choke specialist clinic.

It's because you're a fatty. Sorry, despite all of our great conversations on the phone I just can't make a commitment to someone who could roll over and kill me in my sleep.

If you are not getting the point via prose, let me give it to you in the form of a high-school cheer: U-G-L-Y You ain't got no alibi You ugly Hey, hey You ugly I don't know what you told this guy about your looks, but you must have fallen far short of what you said you were. I always downplay my looks so when women do finally meet me, I get a "Not bad" or an "Eh."

loser

how do u develop feelings for someone over the phone?

Hey, being single is the way to go. trust me.

he probably sucked in bed anyways :)

thats y u dont do online dating u fat ulgy ****!

#24. Females do that all the time too. Not just guys. Hell, most females judge by looks more than personality than guys do. I mean how many times have I heard of a female saying she won't date this guy because he doesn't look like Edward Cullen and can't forget the "OMG EDWARD CULLEN IZ SO HOT!!"

hahaha! that's horrible!