By wow kid just leave me alone - 15/09/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
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iheartkanye 8

Sounds like he's been dumped before... A lot.

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dhall30 8

Well he doesn't seem to have any problems whatsoever...

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asdfghjklana 9

Cant blame him, I mean friend zone is not a happy zone to be in sometimes :///

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absolutegrrr 7

Bad case of triple chin you've got going on there..

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TehCezar 5

#92 don't worry, his neckbeard will cover that up

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SamanthaCassieL 10

Ladies and gentlemen, we found our creeper. Sorry for the shut down.. Did take balls to ask her! A for effort!

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tne201992 12

Actually there is an E in effort :P But yeah I agree with the rest of your comment haha

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Link5794 18

F for fuckwitted failure!

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kroekdog 7

Can't be in friendzone....if you were never friends....

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Sinkhole 26

Too bad he stormed off. You could have pointed out to him how you can't "friend-zone" someone who is not even your friend. Edit: #14 and I think alike.

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spedroza 0

That's just awkward. O_O

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TREEBISCUIT 3

Guys are more sensitive than girls think. The way you described him sounds terrible, and the fact that you were creeped out by him asking you out seems kinda harsh. You have no idea the shit that goes on in his life.

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capnbzarr 43

She knows that he calls her a bitch for politely declining his advances. Irrespective of his circumstances, the guy's not exactly prince charming. Why don't YOU go out with him?

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imcarissa 4

The reason this post is on here is to tell the audience she was polite to the creepy kid but he didn't care and caused a scene with name calling. Even if she did know what his life was about, wouldn't a pity date be far worse?

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emag_eht 18

You know when someone thinks another person is creepy it's probably for a reason. OP is allowed to think what she wants about people (even if it's mean). She's only spoken to him twice before and if after those two times he still asks her out then I don't think OP ever said "wtf is wrong with you? You're so creepy" especially to his face. A lot of people WOULD do that but OP politely rejected him because she thinks he's creepy. I know I wouldn't want to go out with someone who does things I find weird. And I know I wouldn't feel bad for rejecting someone after they've called me a "friend zoning bitch." now that I think about it

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TREEBISCUIT 3

No, I don't think she should just date him if she doesn't want to. I'm not saying that OP deserved to be called a friend zoning bitch. I just know a really creepy guy who I was talking to once, and he is actually more normal emotionally than people would think. Just, he can't get anybody to like him. I feel bad for the guy, even though he was being a complete dick head, calling her a friend zoning bitch. Don't make me seem like a bad person for thinking of both sides. Now that 'creepy' guy might have cried himself to sleep, just like he might have every night before. I understand that the OP is probably a great person, but wha

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TREEBISCUIT 3

t if the creep is too? Just be respectful, even if he wasn't. I understand howI sounded in my first comment, but I don't mean to say the OP is a bad person.

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griddy24 18

He calls her a friend zoning Butch for not instantly jumping on him and SHE’S the harsh one? Man, gotta love how it’s always the girls fault.

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Janice_Ian 13

The concept of being "friend zoned" has become way too overused. People seem to just use it as an excuse to get angry when their love interest doesn't share their feelings.

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Goldenberry_fml 14

Yea he's not even friend-zoned.... She doesn't like him at all lol

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Metallica36176 16

In order to be friend-zoned, you have to be a friend, correct? Seems like she needs to put him in the "creepy, mental, unsociable, needs to stay away, and possibly get some bodyguards-zone".

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samir1996 0

Thank you so much I was getting sick of all the comments from stalker sympathizers lol.

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SenselessPattern 12

I feel bad when people get labelled as 'creepy' for being quiet and/or different then everyone else. I don't think OP has the right to call him creepy after talking to him only 2 times before. Granted, this guy rage-quit pretty hard after being rejected.

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