Love: Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me...

By wow kid just leave me alone - 15/09/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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High school drama

By never again - 27/09/2023 20:00

Today, I asked a girl from class out. Not only did she say, "Ew, no way, never, creepo!", but four hours later her boyfriend, who I didn't know about, threatened me with a gun if I ever even looked at his girl again. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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Awww, my feefees

By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By krissy - 20/03/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML

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By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - 09/08/2013 22:13 - United States

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML

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Preventive measures

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 02:02

Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML

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iheartkanye 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:06

Sounds like he's been dumped before... A lot.

dhall30 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:06

Well he doesn't seem to have any problems whatsoever...

Comments

Shuffle314159 3

Saturday 15 September 2012 20:42

You should have said, "Go back to playing Minecraft" :)

Shuffle314159 3

Saturday 15 September 2012 21:03

Y u no understand! Ppls! If I were asked by some creepy girl, I would say no, no thank u, ta ta. Well, not really, but u get the idea. Anyway, this guy has probably playing too many dating sims, so his reaction wasn't surprising

escobar07 10

Saturday 15 September 2012 21:07

Will you go out with me? I promise not to friend zone you

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 16 September 2012 4:49

Friend-zoning bitch? Aha.

Bright_Lights 14

Sunday 16 September 2012 7:32

It's people like you I hate, OP. Calling him 'the resident creepy kid'. Ever stop to think he's a person too? I'm not saying you have to like him (as a friend or romantically), but give the kid a bit of decency, just call him 'this guy' or something.

charvisioku 22

Sunday 16 September 2012 13:45

The friend zone concept is bullshit anyway. The only people I've ever heard whinging about the "friend zone" are neckbeards and emotionally immature control freaks. Oh, and there are always the idiots who think a member of the opposite sex talking to them automatically signals a romantic interest. Sigh.

Negroification 7

Sunday 16 September 2012 20:19

It's so easy to act like a douchebag on the internet, isn't it? I can tell you're still young because no-one I know is immature enough to think it's cool to boast on the internet. Not to mention you're obviously too young/inexperienced to have been led on, which DOES happen, to all kinds of people.