Love: Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me...

By wow kid just leave me alone - 15/09/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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High school drama

By never again - 27/09/2023 20:00

Today, I asked a girl from class out. Not only did she say, "Ew, no way, never, creepo!", but four hours later her boyfriend, who I didn't know about, threatened me with a gun if I ever even looked at his girl again. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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Awww, my feefees

By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By krissy - 20/03/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML

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By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - 09/08/2013 22:13 - United States

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML

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Preventive measures

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 02:02

Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML

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iheartkanye 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:06

Sounds like he's been dumped before... A lot.

dhall30 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:06

Well he doesn't seem to have any problems whatsoever...

Comments

UvaB9206 0

Monday 17 September 2012 7:15

All of you siding with the OP are idiots. You only heard one side of the story - hers. Maybe she was being a bitch when she turned him down and, therefore, deserved it. Also, just because SHE THINKS he's creepy isn't a reason for not going out without him. If she wasn't attracted to him, yes, definitely a reason. Because she thinks he's creepy, no, not a reason at all.

awkward_gothlady 32

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:10

Just because she thinks he's creepy isn't a reason not to go out with him? Did I read that right? Since when does one need a reason not to go out with someone? Since when does being asked out mean you have to say yes unless you have a valid reason to say no?

smartjingle 11

Saturday 29 September 2012 18:11

1) She said she POLITELY declined. If you read the post before you commented, perhaps it would have saved you some embarrassment from getting your facts wrong. 2) How does "being creepy" not constitute as a legitimate reason not to date someone?!?! Unless you date every creeper roaming the streets, then you're not in a position to make a comment. Or worse, you're probably a creeper. :s