Intimacy: Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend,...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00

Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML

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Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML

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By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Sunday 24 February 2013 3:33

I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.

amanda_smith54 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:22

You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha

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jiraii 9

Monday 25 February 2013 2:45

a simple no would have sufficed

Ovalle_16 6

Monday 25 February 2013 3:00

He's the truth

mkcherry 14

Monday 25 February 2013 3:15

Im surprised there are so many people that say they're dead set against trying anal ever. You should always try and incorporate your partners fantasies, or they will find someone else who will. Im not saying you should do every and anything they want if it absolute freaks you out but you should definitely try to have an open mind, especially if he's willing to be the guinea pig. I might be viewing it totally differently from you since i love anal and it never seemed that weird to me.

Shadowlainx 11

Monday 25 February 2013 3:19

Call his bluff! he could agree to it thinking you won't do it to him but appreciate the idea that he world do it so he could do it to you

xXGIR6Xx 4

Monday 25 February 2013 3:57

ive been dating my girlfriend for over 3 years and im no were near satisfied with our sex life idk how you do it

sexymomma33 5

Monday 25 February 2013 21:00

just imagine after 5 years... better fix that shit!

Lunasis 14

Monday 25 February 2013 5:52

yeah it's good to know keep an open mind but if you're blatantly against something be honest with it. there are ways to be honest without being rude

Satoaoi 13

Monday 25 February 2013 7:17

well let the strap on fun begin

nvo 6

Monday 25 February 2013 8:46

Trying it doesn't mean it has to become your new staple. If you end up doing it once, use plenty of lube and a condom so nobody gets hurt.

1800SMD 2

Monday 25 February 2013 12:27

i bet beating around the bush is your specialty

panda_lou 11

Monday 25 February 2013 16:15

I don't know why you didn't just tell him up front that you aren't in to that sort of thing. And I've been told that it usually takes awhile for you to learn to take it so that it feels good. EXIT ONLY! Lol