Intimacy: Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend,...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00

Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML

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Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML

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By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Smeelover27 15

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:33

I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.

amanda_smith54 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:22

You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha

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Suks2beeme 7

Monday 25 February 2013 16:23

If you weren't in Denmark I would swear your boyfriend is my ex husband.

icepick23 12

Monday 25 February 2013 18:24

You are mean.

sexymomma33 5

Monday 25 February 2013 20:57

If he said sure then it sounds like he is GAY !!!!!!!!!!!! get out now... unless ur willing to share him in 3somes with men!

Pandora_UK 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 15:30

Don't knock it til you try it OP! Plenty of normal people enjoy it; it's not only for the **** industry... That said, if your guy likes the idea of both giving and receiving (again, more common than you might think) while you're dead set against it, maybe you're just not all that compatible in the bedroom, and your sex life isn't as "perfectly healthy" as you think...

Fsvb 32

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:09

Could someone please explain the OP's name-joke to me? I know a little of Perdix now, but I just.. Don't get the joke. Guess I'm stupid, but please explain, I'm very curious :P

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 February 2013 11:48

I'm guessing that I've made enough jokes about anal that the OP thinks I'm really into it (which, for the record, I am not). You could have always written me to clear up your confusion.

Fsvb 32

Wednesday 27 February 2013 17:41

Well, I saw that my comments were deleted, so.. I didn't want to bother you AGAIN. And I still don't understand. All I now know about this Perdix is that he invented the compass and saw and how he was killed. And that a bird is named after him. With this information, I do not understand how Perdix has anything to do with going anal.