Intimacy: Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend,...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00

Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML

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Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML

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By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Sunday 24 February 2013 3:33

I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.

amanda_smith54 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:22

You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 19:32

Lots of lube, go slow, start small. You might like it

MidnightMusic53 37

Sunday 24 February 2013 20:59

Personally, I'm not willing to try anal ever, either. OP, don't let anyone pressure you into doing something you're not ready to do. Especially since anal hurts like hell considering your anus was designed to push things out, not receive things. People on here are telling you it feels great and to go ahead and try it, but you're not them. You're you. Do what YOU want. If you don't want to try anal, you need to simply tell your boyfriend no, and explain to him that you're not comfortable trying it.

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 24 February 2013 21:01

You should have just been honest, so this really is your own fault. Anal is really amazing for us women, but if you really don't want to try anal then just be HONEST with him and make sure he understands.

Thr33to16 8

Sunday 24 February 2013 21:22

FML, Sex Ed 101.

greatfirstdate 18

Sunday 24 February 2013 22:18

Just get the hugest ***** you can find and no lube.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 25 February 2013 2:42

Don't do anything to him you're not willing to have done to yourself.

joshyd92 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 23:25

Just take it in the ass

marcv_fml 3

Sunday 24 February 2013 23:46

Tell him his d**k is too big for anal. He'll take it as a compliment.

amisenho 11

Friday 4 October 2013 19:22

Yep! Worked for me!

Zehla 7

Monday 25 February 2013 0:43

Not only is it insanely unsanitary, but if your partner is too rough you can easily bleed to death. On top of that you might get pooped on. OP, if your man can't enjoy sex with you unless it's a risky fetish, maybe it's time to move on...there are safer ways to spice up a love life.