By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
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mattlikesfunions 22

Tell her about the awesome girl you met (insert date you met here) and wait for her to realize you mean her

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MisterGasMoney 16

MOVE IN ON HER NOW. DON'T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY

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joemud 13

If she doesn't kiss you by the second date, she's in it for the food. -Albert Einstein

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wildsweetchild 19

You've got massively friendzoned...sorry buddy...happens.

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SparksTheSadie 18

No. Not that shit again. Get over it, the friendzone doesn't exist.

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sjbartholome 14

Only those who put people in the friendzone deny that it exists. It's very much a real thing so denying it will not be very effective.

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ShenaniganNinja 20

From what he said, they spent a few nights together. Sounds like they slept together.

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wildsweetchild 19

Friends with benefits?...He benefited from sleeping with her few times, she from food.

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vikky538 28

i think you are one level higher than friend zone ...friends with benefit zone.. otherwise she wont spend some nights with you...

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SoulReaper8858 2

I am going to give you some life advice my friend, and that's Use Your Words. we have this remarkable thing built within us that allows us to communicate. I still think you have a chance, but you have to use your words. she wouldn't have told you about the other guy if she wasn't wanting you to make a move. so, do it.

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Noreason89 6

And this folks is why you make your intentions clear

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someguyhere 12

This is clearly your own fault. Instead of taking her out for drinks all the time, it would of been easier and cheaper to just go for a walk and let her know your interested. Change your method!

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underthesea12 24

That's what you get for not making your feelings known

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Attacksloth 33

What do you mean "nights spent with her"? The correct definition usually involves condoms or at the very least undressing and foreplay, not watching a movie, not sitting there talking politics, and after months you or her should have thrown around the term boyfriend or girlfriend.

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