By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz
Same thing different taste
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Probably not
By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina
Phones, how do they work?!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30
Say my name, say my name
By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States
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Thanks mom
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Leave me alone
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By maddy - 21/01/2009 17:03 - France
Busted
By faulty number - 28/01/2013 23:25 - United States - Port Saint Lucie
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Dude that happened to my brother. But he had applied to so many places that he couldn't recall them all, and unfortunately lost the opportunity.
You guys need to read the entire post before you comment. HE COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONTACT INFORMATION. He can't just call back or he would have and there would be no post.
"got the job. Fml"
28, she means "He can't simply call back. If he could have, he would have. And if that was the case there would be no FML." This is why there is so much miscommunication out there. If you have bad grammar, you need excessive patience or you'll get nowhere. No patience? Better hit the language books. Etc.
As olpally says.... HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE BATMAN! Commas, periods, etc. Learn them, use them.
52 & 75- Thank you for that. I guess I should have read it one last time. Won't make that mistake again. (:
I love your username :)
You better have a good reason for not answering b/c you obviously weren't working.
Some people happen to go out during the day to do things like shopping, visiting family,appling for jobs and taking a shower even sometimes to go to school. Why would he need a good reason to be gone? Its his life and he is not going to stay in his house because he doesn't have a job
47- You are 16 years old wtf would you know about bills providing for someone other than yourself. Maybe you would understand the urgency if you weren't some prototypical teenage girl.
33- not everyone spends their lives glued to their phones like you clearly do. its possible it was in another room/on silent
Same thing happened to my mom! But she had me listen to it alot until i got the contact info.. Hopefully they will call back again
Same thing happened to my mom! But she had me listen to it alot until i got the contact info.. Hopefully they will call back again
It was me who called.
Back from the dead, Voldy, didn't Harry already kill you?
That's what everyone thinks.
Where did you send your application? Retrace and use your initiative, no wonder it has been months. Dumbass.
OP applied to so many different places , he doesbt know who called . Read the FML fully next time ..
#45 you sir. Are the dumbass.
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Time to cry
You don't have the slightest clue what bipolar is, do you?