By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 10:43 - United States

Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, someone doesn't get any celebratory cake and alcohol.

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Don't be so sensitive... She could have said nothing at all.

She is probably tired of you losing your jobs and she just wants you to take this one seriously.

congrats on the new job. hopefully support from a complete stranger will make you feel better

I'm kind of impressed that no one suggested divorcing her on the first comment page. Is FML becomming more intelligent!?

Great.... You just had to day something..... Now comes the flood of divorce posts!

Has she been the breadwinner lately? If not she's good for little. She us certainly not emotionally supportive. She must be financially. Right? Once you get your confidence back and are a bit more monetarily stable, find out about counseling or separation.

Well, did you **** the last one up? Be honest now.....

Maybe based on her past experiences with you and jobs???

im amazed moderaters havent shut this down both religion and politics are bad topics, and this turned to politics pretty fast, i personally love both political and religious debates... but then again i think anyone who follows a religion or a political party is nieve foolish and retarded... not that i call them so, like i said i enjoy debates not one sided rants... its just so hard to find people willing to debate