By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 10:43 - United States

Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, someone doesn't get any celebratory cake and alcohol.

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Aw well I hope you got the job, keep your head up OP

Does your wife work? If not, she's a lazy gold-digger who wants to sit on her lazy ass while you do all the work. Unless she does the housework, in which case she still should be supportive, especially since she isn't bringing in an income.

That's a hell of a leap there. Seems you've got some unresolved lady issues of your own.

I'm sure she was saying it for the best.

You have the right to remain silent...

She just might be on to something there...