By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 19:19 - Botswana - Francistown

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Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
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Whytetrash 21

Those are some serious self-esteem issues you have there.

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kingsian 15

At least it was a dream and not reality. Don't be so hard on yourself.

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MarisaCB 16

Is it that hard to find a guy? I'm not promoting sex with strangers, but I mean... a lot of FMLers seem to complain about being forever alone. So why don't they find each other and be... together alone!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Noor, you don't even have a basement. Stop lying to these people!

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mangoboy1 19

They me be forever alone and desperate but they still have standards.

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DocBastard 38

Marisa, I think you answered your own question. If it were really that easy to find someone, there wouldn't be so many people complaining about being alone.

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perdix 29

#18, but the difference is: Even if you are terrible in bed, I'd never tell you. I'd politely give you credit for making the effort. :)

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BellaBelle_fml 23

perdix, always the perfect gentleman.

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ICastillo 24

Yup, I'm sure to Perdix the girl always comes first.

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vbmg152 18

You need counseling! Something in your own head is holding you back. You gotta love yourself before you can love someone else!!

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MNBOY16 15

As long as you got yours...

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DocBastard 38

I think the real FML is that your subconscious is telling you that you're lousy in bed.

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DumbingOfAmerica 9

Good for you for only want to have sex when in a relationship. YDI for you complaining about not having sex in over a year! Females have it way easier when it comes to having casual sex. So don't bitch about it when you're not getting it. Just go out there and get some strange!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

How is it much easier for females to have casual sex over men having causal sex? I don't know where you're coming from with that sort of logic. It seems to me that there is a massive double standard when it comes to females and males having casual sex. Females tend to be pressured into not having one night stands and such by people calling them ***** or ****** when men are practically encouraged and even praised for 'bagging a ho' on a one night stand. It just doesn't make sense to me I guess.

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CharresBarkrey 15

You praise her for not going out and having casual sex, and then immediately condemn her for not doing so. Tell me how that makes sense.

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BigSexy123 11

I like his name "DumbingOfAmerica", because he's doing exactly that. What an asshole.

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DumbingOfAmerica 9

My first statment was facetious. It sounds as if she is complaining about not have sex, when there is nothing wrong with not having sex in over a year. I'm not speaking of any double standards here, just the opinion that if a female want to have a one night stand, it would be easier for her to go out and find a willing male than if a male went out looking for the same. Thank you for the complement. I pride myself on being an asshole.

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smottpoker 7

because women hold the power when it comes to sex, most of the time.

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Tgo19053 15

"Dump him" is popular advice on here, so do that.

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Murooj 6

I am sure you will find someone who will love you no matter what

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ethereana 2

keep going smile and look on perhaps you should initiate the dreams do. tell something

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