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By youngboob - 21/10/2014 15:42 - United States - Topeka

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

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By Annonymous - 18/10/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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By Anna Lete - 12/07/2017 21:31

Today, my apartment was flooded due to a broken pipe, which caused a huge family of cockroaches to disperse. Did you know they can fly? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 03:29 - United States

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

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By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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By foxbrat - 11/10/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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Tuesday 21 October 2014 18:50

I think I just threw up

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Tuesday 21 October 2014 18:51

Extra protein mate.

Comments

lbanks_fml 10

Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:38

Wait.....so the roach got in the poison, then...in your mouth?? Do ya see the problem here?

Dakmoa 6

Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:49

Is it weird that I want to try this now?

Tyyeezyjr 13

Wednesday 22 October 2014 6:16

Move tf outta there!!!

youngboob 5

Wednesday 22 October 2014 20:00

they live in electronics, and dressers. they would just move with me.

kirigaiku 15

Wednesday 22 October 2014 6:39

Did you wake like that? Or were you just talking or something and then it flew to your mouth?

youngboob 5

Wednesday 22 October 2014 19:58

i was awoken by it

fivetimeslonger 24

Wednesday 22 October 2014 8:11

Seriously, though, bay leaves and borax powder (as long as you don't have pets you'd like to keep) worked for a friend of mine. Her apartment in college was terrifying & she was stuck in it for a year. Hers ended up being the only one the roaches stayed out of because she had the powder and leaves all around the baseboards/doors/vents. Best of luck to you!