By ashlee - 31/08/2010 18:07 - United States

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Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
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Same thing different taste

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DontTouchMe1548 0
ChristyCarnegie 0

Wow! Text her back and say, "Are you planning to breathe tonight *****" Omg I hope your husband gets major karma and his 'Boss' too.

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113 I have that camera too!! 154 so ur cheating on ur bf?? ******* ****!!!

First of all, to all of you people that keep condoning cheating and adultery on MARRIED people, you are implying that you OBVIOUSLY have no problem cheating and probably already do it. Secondly, last time I checked, the vows you speak TO EACH OTHER at a wedding declares your LOVE and FAITHFULNESS to each other. If your going to cheat, please don't ******* get married in the first place. Also, you better know that person enough to realize that your strong enough to say no to cheating. I understand that people change over time, believe me, but that gives you NO right to cheat on your' other half when you promised "Till death due you part". You took that vow, you made that promise, you looked your lover in the eye and made a commitment to stay faithful. **** you for breaking that. You all complain about how men and women always cheat no matter what, and break promises, and hide what their doing. Well if you all kept the damn promises you made, we'd all be better off. If your going to cheat, your much too immature to even be in a committed relationship anyway. Also, its COMPLETE bullshit if you use the excuse that your' needs aren't being met. Are you kidding me? That's why we have such a thing as COMMUNICATION, that's why we work things out instead of going to someone else looking for those needs to be met. @Kawaiichan42 - There is a huge difference between being "emotionally neglected", and not having your emotional needs "satisfied". If your' emotionally neglecting someone your' purposefully deciding NOT to support your' lover with the sexual desires they have. You can be having sex all you want and still not be SATISFIED. Stop making up excuses for yourself to think its alright to cheat on your' other half, it's immature and quite frankly, makes you look like a ****. @morethan1 - I hope you fall in love and are devastatingly cheated on, then I want to read your' shitty FML and let you know that you are the only person I have EVER met (read on any of these sites) that I honestly believe needs to be traumatically hurt in someway so that you know exactly what it feels like when this sort of thing happens. Or, you already have been traumatically hurt and now you simply have no feelings towards others and now find comfort in those that are hurting as badly as yourself. Find some help asshole.

Kawaiichan42 3

You don't know me or what my situation was. No, my emotional needs weren't satisfied, and yes, it was because he was straight up neglecting and manipulating me. I'm not quite sure how anything I've done could be called slutty, as I make it a personal rule not to sleep with anybody I'm not officially dating, and I never had sex with the friend I was emotionally cheating with. Emotionally is the key word there...Not all affairs are sexual. Maybe I phrased my comment a different way than I should have, but I needed to know that somebody still cared about more than having me around in case they wanted sex. You know, to make me feel like I'm an actual person.

shona_fml 0

I get where you're coming from, girl... Years ago I was in a relationshiT like that... He was EXTREMELY controlling, and so manipulative he had me believing I was clinically crazy, that nobody else would love a psychopath, that my whole family was against me, that my friends were all wrong and going to kill me, even working together, i was NEVER allowed to not work when he worked, so i had to dance my a$$ off 6 nights in a row, and do club work in the day (lighting, light construction), and he would come back every 2 seconds when i was dancing, and beat me later for "getting too close" and would even kill my stage lights and music when i was on stage if i didn't give him his BJ in the DJ booth before work. And I still even went to live with this man!!! I got away and got my own apartment... he got me to break the lease and move in with him, it was a nightmare!! When it was HIM that was the psychopath... now, if I ever meet a Virgo, I run, and I stay the hell away from DJ's. It's taken me years to recover from that, and even now, 5 years later, I'm still haunted by him. I feel ya, and I don't blame you.

Felecorr 0

First off, Dane Cook reference = awesome. When I read things like this it just makes me want to beat up every asshole in the world. you seem like a nice woman, i'm sorry you had to deal which DJ PMS for as long as you did. On topic, I hate how people can so easily get married/commited and go on about throwing thier genitals at other people. You dont want to commit yourself to your girlfriend? DONT CALL HER YOUR GIRLFRIEND. You can't keep your knees together for the sake of you husband? then don't ******* get married. Relationships mean so little to people nowadays and recieve none of the respect they should.

Kawaiichan42 3

237: That's some serious bs. I was lucky enough that we were only in high school, and he was too afraid to actually physically hurt me, but it's not right. I wasn't allowed to have any of my own friends because I'm bisexual (he constantly tried to convince me I wasn't), and would have cheated with anybody. I had to spend all my time with people he approved of, and if I ever talked to a guy while he wasn't around, I'd get accused of cheating and trying to hurt his feelings. One day I didn't answer my phone because I was in the shower, and he drove to my house and sat outside until my little brother rode past him on his bike. It didn't stop after I broke up with him either. He came by to pick up a few things, and I actually had to force him out of the house. I'd probably still be working my ass off to pay for his WoW addiction and wouldn't have even known that my dad almost died if I hadn't gotten up the courage to actually listen to my friend.

@Kawaiichan42 - Now that you've explained yourself a little better I do understand and agree with your' situation. When I read your first comment, and all the previous comments were basically saying "**** you for not satisfying your husbands needs, that's why he went to have sex with someone else", and you reply with "I've been in a relationship where my needs weren't met, and I can tell you, it wasn't that difficult for me to find somebody else to meet those needs." That leads me to believe you went outside the relationship to have sex with someone else, and now I see that definitely wasn't the case. I do apologize for the slutty reference.

Kawaiichan42 3

No biggie, I was kinda throwing myself under a bus there. I'm not the best at explaining what I mean, especially when typing, so I don't fault you for assuming, especially with all the cheaters out there who say "oh they weren't satisfying me in bed, so I went somewhere else."

232 I never said that if a certain quantity if people do something it is right. it is an idea that all the morals that we have been taught could not be a factor that can partake in anything we do. why believe something to be wrong when you want it to be right? why does something have to be the way it is? why not change the idea to become what I want it to be. this is not insanity, but the mentality of revolution , both peaceful and chaotic. to someone who thinks otherwise this could be perceived as wrong. but then again... what is? if you were more aware, you would see that our world is based on this. as is humanity.

to sum-up what I have said, do not complain about what has happened, for you cannot change it,only hope that what happens next will benefit you in some way.

maybe his boss is just a ******* queer who likes mena dicks

Shayla4864 0

well, are you still being active? maybe you are not paying attention to your relationship