Awkward, ACAB, Cops and Love: Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date...

By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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bibbster18 11

Friday 24 August 2012 0:13

Hey man, you never know maybe she likes that kind of stuff.

gribbles 12

Friday 24 August 2012 0:13

Haha! Force of habit. I constantly find myself yelling corner when walking around corners no matter where I'm at.

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SataN201 0

Friday 24 August 2012 0:45

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the_true_batman 10

Friday 24 August 2012 0:46

I love this FML. I hope she has a sense of humour, if not, then is she really the girl for you? I worked at a gas station for a couple summer's between university, and I switched off between working the till and pumping gas. One time, several months since I last worked there, I was filling my car up with gas and a car pulled up, and I walked over to the car to ask them how much they wanted. Luckily I realized that I didn't work there and stopped before I made it to the person.

Enslaved 36

Friday 24 August 2012 1:14

Where I live, it's self serve and you must pay before pumping. Do you also have to pay first at a full service gas station? If not, what happens if someone is short of cash?

djinnsnme 19

Friday 24 August 2012 2:20

I think he means that since he also works as a tiller part of his job is to ask how much a person wants and he almost did that at a gas station.

the_true_batman 10

Friday 24 August 2012 3:01

People don't need to pay before filling. It's like a lot of businesses, for example, restaurants. What do you do if people don't have enough money at a restaurant? It rarely happens, but we'd sometimes hold their licence, or just copy their information down.