Kids: Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even...

By Anon - 23/06/2014 23:13 - United States - Denton

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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Who? What?

By Female - 22/01/2013 23:16 - Australia - Elsternwick

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

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Go away, creep

By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2014 01:33 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML

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By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

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By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

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FrostHeart 36

Tuesday 24 June 2014 11:05

This needs a follow up. I wonder how he is going to be punished

Hpixiee 23

Tuesday 24 June 2014 11:08

This is disturbing, especially the fact he went on with this messed up prank for so long

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 24 June 2014 19:19

Your prank, in return, is to press charges and not bail him out of jail.

can_you_not_ 10

Tuesday 24 June 2014 19:45

Cut him off and he'll see how fun pranks are!

nachosbabygurl 9

Tuesday 24 June 2014 19:55

I agree your son has a lot of time on his hands I think it's time to start looking for a job as well as a therapist.

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 26 June 2014 2:40

And a new place to live.

MegroKitty 8

Tuesday 24 June 2014 20:26

Learn to be a good parent. If you were a good mom, for one he would be too scared to do that and second, he would actually like you enough to not terrorize you.

dragonkisses28 25

Tuesday 24 June 2014 20:50

If I could down vote this comment more than once, I would. What a stupid thing to say #48. If the boy has underlying issues, no amount of good parenting can fix psychopathy. It doesn't mean that he doesn't fear or respect his parents. A normal person would see the harm they are causing and would stop the "prank."

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 24 June 2014 23:07

There are lots of good parents who have bad/questionable relationships with their children. It's not always the parents fault that kids do stupid or bad things. Sometimes kids are just stupid or bad and no amount of good parenting will change that.

QueenofWheels 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:12

Way to blame thr vic

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 24 June 2014 20:26

Your son has issues. I'm not sure if he needs jail, intense psychotherapy, or both. Stalking is NOT a prank, and someone needs to drill that into his tiny brain.

Di11y 11

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:11

How about he can pay for the rest of his college as his punishment?

TheSofaKing 7

Tuesday 24 June 2014 23:27

Send him to jail and let Bubba stalk him in the prison shower

godfathermock 19

Wednesday 25 June 2014 0:48

he needs counseling if he thinks that is funny.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 25 June 2014 0:51

Your son needs a serious evaluation.

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 25 June 2014 1:15

Your son needs therapy. Now!!!! What a loon. Harassing his own mother like that. Make sure you lock your house at night. You never know what he might do next. I hope you are ok.