Kids: Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even...

By Anon - 23/06/2014 23:13 - United States - Denton

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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Who? What?

By Female - 22/01/2013 23:16 - Australia - Elsternwick

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

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Go away, creep

By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2014 01:33 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML

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By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

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By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

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FrostHeart 36

Tuesday 24 June 2014 11:05

This needs a follow up. I wonder how he is going to be punished

Hpixiee 23

Tuesday 24 June 2014 11:08

This is disturbing, especially the fact he went on with this messed up prank for so long

Comments

faireanjell 5

Wednesday 25 June 2014 2:35

He won't think it's funny when you press charges

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:20

If he's 19, he's a legal adult, and you have grounds to file charges against him, OP. I hope you did so, even if he is your son. Stalking and harassment are no laughing matters. He has a sick sense of humor.

LiaSmartiez 6

Wednesday 25 June 2014 6:05

Easy: just play a joke back on him. Act like your actually gonna arrest him, and let him stay in jail for 1-5 days. Gotcha! :-)

Hpixiee 23

Friday 27 June 2014 6:52

Ooooooooooooooor, as a really funny prank, she can pretend to arrest him, but actually arrest him and press charges. Gotcha! :-)

Celestia1982 5

Wednesday 25 June 2014 6:53

That sucks that you had to go through that, but it also sounds like you missed a few crucial lessons as a parent when he was growing up...

katertott 44

Wednesday 25 June 2014 6:58

that is messed up. Started as a good prank idea, but to carry it out against a parent, to such an extreme, and for so long... crazy stupid. Weird that it took everyone so long to put two and two together.

katertott 44

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:24

Oops first part got cut off. *IF this story is true and this all really happened, then that is messed up.

amarie2009 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 9:35

If he still lives at home kick him out of the house, then press charges against him, see how funny it will be to him if he spents a few weeks in jail.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 25 June 2014 11:28

Your kid needs locking up.

carsonpikelet 3

Wednesday 25 June 2014 11:29

Kids don't even realise when to stop these days

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:24

Agreed, there are increasing number that things the consequences don't apply to them because it was meant as a joke. Not surprising it's the same age group that popularized the notion of the friend zone as well and seem to be oblivious that smoking pot in most places is still very much illegal.