Love: Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 17:14 - Sweden - Floda

Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML

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Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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alyspar2 5

Saturday 23 February 2013 3:07

Run while you can.

infamous1212 10

Saturday 23 February 2013 3:10

I hear going to Jamaica is the "in" place to go. As in, be like Usain Bolt and run.

Comments

J_C_maldonado 9

Tuesday 26 February 2013 2:32

Sheeeesh!!

lizzie9548 6

Tuesday 26 February 2013 20:21

Obviously she is looking forward to a long life with you...WOW...run man, run.

xmaximusx 12

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:16

If Shes Hot And Takes It In The Butt .. Go For It Hahaha

bladomas 2

Saturday 2 March 2013 11:03

what is with these people saying run... Maybe she is just asking a random question, maybe someone she knows is getting married soon and the place hasn't been decided yet.