By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
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mj2123 0

Running through the airport looks romantic on movies - in real life? Not such a great idea. The security guard probably should have tried to do something nonphysical to stop you first, before tackling, though...

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lexiBRo 0

It is never a great idea to run in public places other than parks or fields or stadiums... you just look super suspicious..

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dyingstart 0

Well, kudos for trying to look romantic.

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kazul 0

that's what ya get for doing some stupid movie cliche. YDI

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ComeClarity_fml 0

lol she wasn't trying to do "some stupid movie cliche", she was just excited to see her boyfriend. I mean, come on, they haven't seen each other in 9 months! FYL, OP!

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fxdxhk90 0

Have you been living under a rock for the last decade? Security at American airports is extremely high, and they pounce on anything that can be construed as malicious behavior.

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st0815 9

Paranoia is high. Actual security is low. Example: liquid explosives are not easier to hide, to make or to transport than solid explosives - yet water is confiscated.

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sakurachan04 0

Agreed. Still. FYL. The asshole guard could've at least paid for your medical expenses for breaking your nose.

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myfavoriteplay 0

And people run through airports all the time, especially with tight schedules where delays often happen. Maybe she was running away from security or something, though?

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grimmelok 0

Fake. People run through airports all of the time to catch flights that are about to leave.

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CountDuk 5

When skmeines running it's hard to stop them sometimes.

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nadromac 0

I was thinking the same thing. I practically sprinted all the way across the Cincinnati airport without even so much as a glance from security.

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