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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 13:10 - Australia

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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By BrefODM - 13/06/2014 03:15 - United Kingdom

Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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Visual effect

By Anonymous - 25/04/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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teague95 16

Monday 16 January 2012 19:00

hopefully you did it for yourself and not him

lolza 0

Monday 16 January 2012 18:59

What a horrible person!

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aarslap 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:41

That's not a bad thing. Now you just have smaller **** and soon a new bf.

arw31089 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:06

Meh boobs are still boobs no matter the size... Yell at him "troll" lol should get your point across!

pfase11 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:24

D bag

Fylminesawsome 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:30

True.....true.

badam_fml 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:34

My female friend took the same from her boyfriend - they are no longer together.

phantumgrey 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:19

Anything smaller than a B cup is gross. Go get them fixed.

Locoluis 15

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:02

You want yourself slim, he wants you curvy. Clearly there's a disagreement to be resolved there.

AwesomeFMLs 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:54

That bastard But I'm happy you made your goal weight

Fmldave24 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:04

rofl

PhilSchaffhouser 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:44

Well thats what u get, guys apretiate a little junk in the trunk and if ud left it that way maybe he woulnd rip on u for having mo ****

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