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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 13:10 - Australia

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Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 463
You deserved it 7 510

Same thing different taste

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joer003 2

I like tiny ****. forget about it. He was an ass to say that but its whats behind the knockers that count

Kick him to the curb and find a real MAN

Don't worry, just get a boob job. Then slap him with it!

redhedsaysrawr 18

yeah but first of all- that cost money. and a lot. second of all, you have to get the stuff replaced every what, ten years they said? what if you cant afford the replacements? you want to walk around with radioactive junk all up in there making you sick? think a little... im small, and i always wanted to get something done, until i found out all the health risks. id take tiny **** over amputated ones any day...

Actually lots of studies show the safety has improved, as have types of implants available. There is a new type that only has a 1% chance of having capsular issues (which previously has been a common problem) over a period of 15-20 years. As for blood related problems through tests a good doctor will advise you of the risks for your specific case. I have had mine a year, done everything as instructed and have had no issues.

jintermont 0

Im sorry I agree my wife lost 186 pounds and went from a 38dd to a 32c. She looks amazing but I miss the big uns

Lololol but okay seriously you deserve better

I live in Victoria too, need an exercise buddy?

I didnt even realise **** could shrink when losing weight! I lose a stone over the last year and went down from a 36F to a 32F... I thought it was just milk glands.

36F to 32F is NOT breast shrinkage. You lost fat from your chest, not from your breasts. And that is a good thing. Consider yourself lucky. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be the OP's case.

BadSuerte 0
jobsman99 0

Yeah tell him that your **** may be smaller but your nipples are the same size. Enjoy and suck on them or you won't suck him off.

Sounds like you need a new boyfriend!! What an asshole thing to say after all your hard work!! Congrats on your weight loss by the way!!